Swine flu got bored of this and might not update it anymore.
Swine Flu is an Asshole
Swine flu called a coincidence ironic.
Swine flu likes New Yorker cartoons.
Swine flu isn’t a homophobe for saying that, it has tons of gay friends.
Swine flu mowed its yard at 8 am on Saturday.
Swine flu is reading your email over your shoulder. Right now.
Swine flu gave your information to a Cutco salesman.
Swine flu still hasn’t posted pictures from that party.
Swine flu gave you a ride to work but made you listen to NPR instead of having a conversation.
Swine flu typed LOL when it was laughing silently.
Swine flu asked you for dating advice and didn’t take it, then called you crying about its failed relationship.
Swine flu told you about the crazy dream it had last night.
Swine flu bikes to work.
Swine flu snuck its kid into the movie theater.
Swine flu tripped and pretended to turn it into a jog.
